Consider the wren.

Wrens have one of the most annoying alarm calls in the universe. Here's one courtesy of 10,000 birds.

Not my actual persecutor, but it sure sounded like this.

One of these powder puffs wants to bed down in the hanging spider plant. I want to sit on the porch and enjoy a beautiful breeze that is banishing the humidity and the skeeters. But I don't have an annoying alarm call.

Plus, wrens are cute as buttons.

So I'm going in.

Damn birds.