Thursday, June 5, 2014

The Conservative Momement - Every day a new low

I was thinking the other day of the moment I learned about Michelle Malkin. You see, Graeme Frost, a 12-year old from Baltimore, had dared to talk about he and his sister - both seriously injured in a car accident - had benefited from SCHIP.

But you see, he spoke on behalf of Democrats and against President Bush's plan to cut SCHIP funding, so Michelle Malkin found it necessary to stalk a little kid who is permanently disabled to prove that she was an unhealthy piece of shit who should probably be in jail. That's not what she set out to prove, but that's what happened.

In retrospect, this sort of behavior seems benign. Almost playful. Look, Auntie Michelle has come to peek in your kitchen windows and hang around outside of your school!

It has become almost impossible to keep track of the number of ways these people have shown their ugly, hairy, wart and boil covered, hemorrhoid filled asses to the public. However, I think the rescue of Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl has given the world a steady diet of Conservative Ass and the quality of the ass has gotten worse with each passing day. And not just any sort of ass, but contradicting what I said a minute ago because OBAMA, ass.

Fortunately I am spared the work of ass wrangling by No More Mister Nice Blog and Gawker. Enjoy! And the next time someone talks about trying to reason with these people, ask if they'll share their drugs.

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