Where have you been all of my life...

The Bobblespeak Translations?

A tiny sample that doesn't do justice to the side-splitting perfection of it all:

Neely: questions are also being asked

the US isn't more involved in war in

the middle east when it always works so well

Neely: ISIS is about to attack America and

form a huge caliphate OMG arrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[ chyron ]

[ SHOULD THE US HAVE 
INTERVENED IN SYRIA? ]

Mitchell: we should have bombed Syria!

Obama is weak!

Talking Parrot: Obama weak!

Gearan: yes a lot of people are

asking why we didn't start a war with Syria

Mitchell: are we involved in a war in

Iraq and why wasn't I informed about this?