Sunday, August 24, 2014

Where have you been all of my life...

The Bobblespeak Translations?

A tiny sample that doesn't do justice to the side-splitting perfection of it all:
Neely: questions are also being asked
the US isn't more involved in war in
the middle east when it always works so well

Neely: ISIS is about to attack America and
form a huge caliphate OMG arrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[ chyron ]
[ SHOULD THE US HAVE 
INTERVENED IN SYRIA? ]

Mitchell: we should have bombed Syria!
Obama is weak!

Talking Parrot: Obama weak!

Gearan: yes a lot of people are
asking why we didn't start a war with Syria

Mitchell: are we involved in a war in
Iraq and why wasn't I informed about this?

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