There's nothing not funny here. The funniness increases with each reading. If you handed this over to Things Cut in Half it would have crystallized laughter all the way through.
And by following the links you may achieve the state of Loud Helpless Sputtering While at Work, which is sort of like enlightenment only not at all.
@crushingbort @robwhisman @icpchad cnn has picked up the story pic.twitter.com/tXraBgcf1w
— L Ǝ O И (@leyawn) June 11, 2014
(Other possible states of being include Housemate/Spouse Looking Giving You A LOOK and Cat Putting One Ear Back to Indicate It is Aware You are Dumb.)